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Title: Dangerously Ridiculous
Post by: High On Octane on June 21, 2013, 09:30:12 pm
I was driving to go pick up parts today when I saw this ass clown at a stop light.  HE HAS APE HANGERS OVER THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!!!  Not only were his arms completely extended over his head, but because the bars are so damn long you could see his FOREARMS vibrating!  And to top it off he was on his tippy toes at the stoplight.    >:( >:( >:(   I pulled my phone out to take a pic but the light turned green.  But I was so pissed at the shear stupidity of this guy that I had to share my hatred for ape hangers and took a quick video just so you guys could see this asshole.

CLICK ON THE PIC TO WATCH

(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y217/lethalinj/th_CAM00462_zpsa12af0f3.jpg) (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y217/lethalinj/CAM00462_zpsa12af0f3.mp4)


Scottie
Title: Re: Dangerously Ridiculous
Post by: rvcycleguy on June 21, 2013, 11:20:24 pm
In some states now, the law is enforcing no handlebars above your shoulders.  I can't see how that Ape look is comfortable riding.  My hands and arms would go numb from blood loss...
Title: Re: Dangerously Ridiculous
Post by: Arizoni on June 22, 2013, 01:45:53 am
Looks like a good way to get a hornet in the armpit.

Ouch!  That would take the wind out of his sails in a hurry. :)
Title: Re: Dangerously Ridiculous
Post by: cochi on June 22, 2013, 02:51:21 am
I've come to the conclusion that some people are born with two assholes. One to crap out of and the other to think with. I'm afraid that this fellow is one of them!! ::) cochi
Title: Re: Dangerously Ridiculous
Post by: scoTTy on June 22, 2013, 03:05:17 am
guess he sweats a lot... and he can't afford underarm deodorant .  wonder if he braids his arm hair?  Then that stretched out look..  probably has had experienced getting frisked and he can't shake the habit.. :o

well the olde dj gOt off the tractor long enough to post some music..trusting yall are doing fine

hmmm.. can't embed here it seems.....  try again

nope won't embed... you will have to click if interested .. the band
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jREUrbGGrgM

Title: Re: Dangerously Ridiculous
Post by: AgentX on June 23, 2013, 09:04:05 am
He most likely wants people to look at him and judge him so he feels justified to put out the delicious "F-U" vibe he probably lives to exude.

So I say: wave and smile at him just to mess with his mind.  It's not like he doesn't know his bars are over his head, or that he's not mentally ready at any second to respond to the criticism he seems to be seeking.
Title: Re: Dangerously Ridiculous
Post by: JVS on June 23, 2013, 11:11:16 am
All of these -

(http://i.imgur.com/LzJGNkg.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/YhXSfci.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/wUx8jvK.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/7CChvVv.jpg)
lol!

Can be summed up by -

(http://i.imgur.com/FahA0Ou.jpg)
Title: Re: Dangerously Ridiculous
Post by: GreenMachine on June 23, 2013, 03:52:40 pm
I recently rode a bike with mini apes...I didn't care for it as I felt like it wouldn't take much to break it off in a serious steering situation..I see them on bobbers occasionally. Not as much as I use to see back in the 60/70's...Now if we can just get the kids to pull up their pants... ;D
Title: Re: Dangerously Ridiculous
Post by: AgentX on June 23, 2013, 04:28:25 pm
mini apes...

Always found that term to be an oxymoron
Title: Re: Dangerously Ridiculous
Post by: single on June 24, 2013, 02:28:25 am
Funnily enuff,I actually got a hornet up my coatsleve yesterday,stung the hell outa me armpit.Sumbitch got away with it,too.I very coolly pulled over to stop,tho.Proud of that part.Stripping to the waste was probly kinda ugly.
Title: Re: Dangerously Ridiculous
Post by: redcat on June 24, 2013, 03:04:15 am
It isn't worth risking your own ass videotaping shitbirds on the highway.......
Title: Re: Dangerously Ridiculous
Post by: Desi Bike on June 25, 2013, 04:23:26 am
A stock handle bar'd UAM can't barely turn a corner without dragging pegs, I wonder how much of a corner this asshat can take? 2 degrees off straight? Maybe 3 without falling to the weeds.
Title: Re: Dangerously Ridiculous
Post by: AussieDave on June 25, 2013, 05:25:03 am
if you ride with those in summer do you have to wax your armpits?
Title: Re: Dangerously Ridiculous
Post by: D the D on June 25, 2013, 05:15:51 pm
if you ride with those in summer do you have to wax your armpits?
Wax as in Handlebar Mustache or wax as in bikini?
Title: Re: Dangerously Ridiculous
Post by: High On Octane on June 25, 2013, 10:10:29 pm
It isn't worth risking your own ass videotaping shitbirds on the highway.......

I agree.  Like I said, I had pulled out my phone when I was stopped at a light when the light turned green.  I honestly wasn't even looking at the phone when I took it.  I just happened to get lucky.

Scottie
Title: Re: Dangerously Ridiculous
Post by: scoTTy on June 26, 2013, 02:47:42 am
i like the scooter gUy... very macho :-\

sorry for the following video..  see what happens when one sees things like this   ???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO43p2Wqc08

 I need to get back on the tractor and quit being a dj  ;)
Title: Re: Dangerously Ridiculous
Post by: Portland Bullet on July 11, 2013, 07:35:21 pm
A nice tour through Idiot City. I would make a lousy ape. I even went with a B5 versus a G5 largely for the slightly lower hand position. So, yeah, any kind of chopper is out of the question!