Andy, I think that is the second time youve made me pee myself with laughter!
It was the rear mount for the gas tank had come off. The nut was left somewhere down the highway. What a noise it makes when that thing comes off! It was so obnoxious (yet COOL!) noise, I had to dampen it somehow for the last several miles home. I parked my immense manhood as far up the tank as I could and the downward pressure killed the noise, but it was uncomfortable (and tickled!), so I settled for riding one-handed the rest of the way home, pushing the tank down with the other.
If I keep reading you post while at work, someones gonna figure out I'm not working, not many people in the PreCharge off Repo department spontaniously burst into laughter. Of course I do have a reputation for being a little off, will probably just work that angle.
Great post! Sorry about all the issues, thanks for the great idea for the ride home! LOL