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Re: JOTD
Reply #1815 on: May 24, 2023, 12:53:10 am
Quote from: Hoiho on May 23, 2023, 02:04:06 am




Some one should tell the guy on the piano that open face helmets are a risk, his boots are unsuitable and also he should be wearing gloves.
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Reply #1816 on: May 24, 2023, 12:11:21 pm
ATGATT poster child.
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Re: JOTD
Reply #1817 on: May 26, 2023, 12:28:48 pm
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Reply #1818 on: June 16, 2023, 07:49:57 pm
Woman goes to the Doctor and says:

Doc, I think I have amnesia.

Doc says: My goodness! did you hit your head?

Woman says: No, but when I was a baby my Nanny used to drop me a lot.

Doc says: That's terrible!  What did your parents do?

Woman says: They got a shorter Nanny.

(with thanks to Gracie Allen)

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Reply #1819 on: June 16, 2023, 07:57:58 pm
Man goes to the Doctor and says:

Doc, I have a terrible problem, my wife is sick and I think it might be AIDS or Alzheimer's, what do I do?

Doc says: Put her in the car and drop her off a couple of blocks from home..... if she finds her way back, don't touch her!
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Reply #1820 on: June 16, 2023, 08:25:19 pm
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Reply #1821 on: June 16, 2023, 10:39:11 pm
Extradite to Arizona or Texas, we'll cleanse the gene pool. No recidivism.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/travel/2023/06/15/tourist-killed-neuschwanstein-castle-germany/

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Re: JOTD
Reply #1822 on: June 16, 2023, 11:48:21 pm
Quote from: derottone on June 16, 2023, 08:25:19 pm
american tradition?

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/neuschwanstein-castle-women-attack-dead-b2358624.html
Am I missing something -I haven't read all the article but isn't this mean to be joke of the day ?!
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Reply #1823 on: June 17, 2023, 12:09:14 am
Yup - dunno why derottone didn't pick a better spot. Maybe he thought this mope was a Darwin Award runner up...?

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Re: JOTD
Reply #1824 on: June 17, 2023, 02:11:25 pm

Courtesy of the ST1300 guys:
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Reply #1825 on: June 17, 2023, 04:01:53 pm
Japanese to English translation: Toyota = "I've forgotten where the auto supply is"   ;)
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Reply #1826 on: June 17, 2023, 07:38:34 pm
Quote from: AzCal Retred on June 17, 2023, 04:01:53 pm
Japanese to English translation: Toyota = "I've forgotten where the auto supply is"   ;)

... there doesn't seem to be a shortage of Toyota spare parts salesmen though, it's probably one of those things you've got to believe for it to be true.
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Reply #1827 on: June 17, 2023, 08:50:02 pm
I assume it's a lot like being a Maytag repairman. Lucky those parts are online!  ;D
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Re: JOTD
Reply #1828 on: July 01, 2023, 12:44:01 pm
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Reply #1829 on: July 13, 2023, 03:39:17 pm
Trend-setting Miss Piggy.  ;D
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