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Reply #1425 on: November 23, 2021, 12:04:21 am


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Reply #1426 on: November 23, 2021, 12:21:22 am
Smell the colors, man.... 8)
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Reply #1427 on: November 23, 2021, 01:35:19 am
Smell the colors, man.... 8)

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Reply #1428 on: November 24, 2021, 01:09:10 am
I don’t mean to be a grinch however.... to those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together? Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my beer out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive. It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding. Happy Holidays!
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Reply #1429 on: November 24, 2021, 01:52:16 am
I don’t mean to be a grinch however.... to those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together? Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my beer out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive. It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding. Happy Holidays!

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Reply #1430 on: November 26, 2021, 04:33:27 am


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Reply #1431 on: November 26, 2021, 07:11:19 am


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Reply #1432 on: November 26, 2021, 07:12:41 am


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Reply #1433 on: November 26, 2021, 11:33:49 am


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Reply #1434 on: November 26, 2021, 06:26:58 pm
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Reply #1435 on: November 29, 2021, 02:28:52 pm
While riding my motorcycle, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.
Dazed and confused, I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?

As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse with a cleavage to die for.

"I'm okay I think." I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.

She said, "Get in and I'll take you home, so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head."

"That's nice of you," I answered, "But I don't think my girlfriend will like me doing that!"

"Oh, come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."

Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my girlfriend won't like this."

We arrived at her place which was just a few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my girlfriend is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."

Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"My guess is that she's still in the ditch."
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Reply #1436 on: November 29, 2021, 04:51:55 pm
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Reply #1437 on: November 29, 2021, 10:12:41 pm


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Reply #1438 on: December 05, 2021, 01:42:54 pm
AI and humans can't understand each other:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxxAwDHgQhE&t=1s
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Reply #1439 on: December 08, 2021, 11:29:58 pm