[him a layin]

I always thought flak dispensers and rear facing machine guns would be a good solution to those pesky paparazzi .

they don't actually want the press to go away, it's all performance art, and they're playing the paparazzi like a fiddle..

[AzCal Retred]

Sounds like a job for a Chevy Diesel Suburban 4x4 with big tires. Road presence, road hugging weight and a "Smile as you slide under" bumper sticker. Maybe they can borrow/rent the extra Presidential "Beast" hidden behind Mir-a-Lago. A brisk 1/2 mile run down a narrow muddy road and the city boys will lose interest.