[Richard230]

Seeing the RE invests in Stark Future thread reminded me that there are a lot of funny T-shirts floating around. I have a couple that I like.

I have a T-shirt that I was given many years ago when I attended a street paving seminar. It has a picture of the earth like the one on the Stark Industries hoodie example shown in the RE thread, but says: "pave the planet, one world, one people, one slab of asphalt". (It was printed by the Asphalt Institute.) I kind of have to watch out where I wear that shirt. 

I have another shirt that got me in trouble one time that I bought myself. It says: "Don't steal, the government doesn't like the competition". That one was not appreciated by the city manager when I wore it to a city park public "open house" event. 

[AzCal Retred]

Years back in Tucson there was a "Rapture" event predicted. We hounded one of the potential Rapturees to let us raid his garage as he wouldn't be needing that stuff, right? One wag had some t-shirts silk screened up with the caption "I survived the Rapture", displaying a giant arm reaching down from a cloud and dragging up a Rapturee by his shorts. A string of crossed off Rapture dates decorated the sides of the drawing...

[Richard230]

Here is a funny T-shirt that my daughter gave me about 25 years ago.

[Arschloch]

Here is a funny T-shirt that my daughter gave me about 25 years ago.

Only Melon + Potato heads with their combined strength can accomplish this.

[GlennF]