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cyrusb

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on: April 11, 2021, 03:02:55 pm
It's only a matter of time..
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Reply #1 on: April 11, 2021, 03:08:59 pm
Ha! Let there be duct tape from Sea to Shining Sea!
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Reply #2 on: April 11, 2021, 03:14:49 pm
If you can't fix it with a shot of WD-40, and a little duct tape... ;)


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Reply #3 on: April 11, 2021, 05:30:50 pm
It's only a matter of time..
Hilarious photo.
I resisted send it to a dozen friends for about two seconds.
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Reply #4 on: April 12, 2021, 12:40:30 am
What is that old engineers motto?  If it moves and is not supposed to, use duct tape, if it doesn't move and is supposed to, use WD40. Or something like that.


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Reply #5 on: April 12, 2021, 03:21:36 am
What is that old engineers motto?  If it moves and is not supposed to, use duct tape, if it doesn't move and is supposed to, use WD40. Or something like that.

+1 ;D


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Reply #6 on: April 12, 2021, 07:14:29 am
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Reply #7 on: April 12, 2021, 10:17:16 am
Here's a similar Army motto:  " If it moves, salute it; if it doesn't move, pick it up; if you can't pick it up, paint it. "
http://wilk4.com/humor/humorm113.htm

http://www.murphys-laws.com/murphy/murphy-technology.html#:~:text=If%20there%20is%20ever%20the,the%20one%20to%20go%20wrong.&text=If%20something%20breaks%2C%20and%20it,no%20longer%20need%20it
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