[1Blackwolf1]

D'OH!

  Would this be what you're thinking about??




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6GuEswXOXo

[ScooterBob]

Hahahaha! I don't care WHO you are - that's FUNNIE!! Go, Homer, GO! ... er, ah ... D'OH!

[ROVERMAN]

I can't resist..............The time is the early seventies in south east England. Two guys walk into a mobile canteen where they are employed as part of a crew building the new M23 motorway. The cook See's them and thinks "oh no it's those clowns again".Seem's these guy's love to razz the cook about his food selection. "What can i get you gent's" the cook Say's. "How about an Elephant's ball's sandwhich" came the reply. The cook pondered this request for a while and then replied............"Sorry mate, we are all out of bread".
Too embarrassed to sign this.

[ScooterBob]

ROVERMAN made me do this ..... I didn't WANT to ........

So the two guys go in the greasy spoon restaurant and sit down to look at the menu. In the meantime, the guy next to them orders up a hamburger. The cook grabs a handful of ground beef, flips up his shirt to expose a generously proportioned hairy belly and proceeds to pat out the burger on his gut. Alarmed, one of the newly seated fellows says to the waitress "That is the most disgusting thing I've ever SEEN!" to which the waitress replies "That ain't nothin' honey - you ought to see him make DONUTS!"

E-E-E-E-E-E-EW! Not my fawlt .... 

[ROVERMAN]