Today I was rear ended.
I stopped for pedestrians by a crosswalk in front of a local college, and heard the chirp of tires beginning to squeal behind me, and suddenly went airborne. Surprisingly, the bike seemed to take only minimal damage. The rear mudguard had pinned the tire, the left foot peg was bent, the clutch lever was bent, and the left mirror housing scraped. I was within a hair's breadth of just walking home for my tools, returning to remove the mudguard, and just riding home.
I'm hoping they don't total the bike. She started and ran just fine after being struck, and she's only got a little over seven thousand miles... Too young for the scrap heap. I'm not going to wait four hours for a tow and then have to help load her onto the bed while feeling (rightfully) like I'd been hit by a car only to be told my bike is toast. Fur will fly.