Author Topic: If Royal Enfield was a drink....it would be:  (Read 4653 times)

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Reply #15 on: September 25, 2011, 05:23:28 am
Kool aid indeed!  I can swallow the enfield Kool aid. When I had a BMW the guys called it Bavarian Kool aid. I just couldn't swallow that stuff. So many people talk about how dependable BMW bikes are and those folks are completely deluded. I never had a machine with so many problems and was so hard to work on! Now the enfield- a few glitches but I could rip apart that mill and gearbox and reassemble it with my eyes closed methinks so yeah- I can swallow the enfield cool aid. The two year warranty helps to wash it down  :P


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Reply #16 on: September 25, 2011, 01:02:34 pm
Senokot, with a dash of Castor Oil.
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Reply #17 on: September 25, 2011, 07:01:07 pm
Vodka Martini. Shaken, not stirred.
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Reply #18 on: September 26, 2011, 12:26:22 am
Morland Brewery came out with a beer to celebrate 50 years of the MG and named it "Old Speckled Hen" after an MG car that was used as a factory runabout and was frequently parked outsid the paint shop.

So for a Royal Enfield I thought something like "Oil Splattered 'En" might be appropriate.

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Reply #19 on: September 26, 2011, 09:43:26 am
No warranty implied or given.
Packed in a protective atmosphere.
May contain nuts.


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Reply #20 on: October 01, 2011, 09:01:05 pm
no RE here ?


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Reply #21 on: October 02, 2011, 10:11:51 pm


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Reply #22 on: October 05, 2011, 07:01:09 pm
With its English and Indian heritage it would have to be 'a cup of tea'.
Do it right and it's the best thing in the world. Get it wrong and it's bloody awful.


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Reply #23 on: October 07, 2011, 10:20:36 pm
Oily and bitter.But with a nice shine.


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Reply #24 on: October 07, 2011, 10:28:53 pm
How about Roil Krown
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Reply #25 on: October 15, 2011, 04:27:20 pm
Old Frothingslosh,,, complete with the burps & farts
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Reply #26 on: October 15, 2011, 05:32:24 pm
Dogbone,
Ah....the pale stale ale with the foam on the bottom.  ;D
Be well.
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