[Starpeve]

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Hahaha! I like that!

[Hoiho]

Geez, bein' a bit hard on a bloke over a few full stops and some other little dotty things on a page.  gawd help someone who wears the wrong colored tie to the pub.

Indeed. But things get misinterpreted without them...

[lucky phil]

Indeed. But things get misinterpreted without them...

That only applies to the uncouth and those lacking culture. Cultured people would not use the term "jack off" a horse but the correct "help your uncle Jack Masturbate a horse". 

Ciao 

[Starpeve]

That only applies to the uncouth and those lacking culture. Cultured people would not use the term "jack off" a horse but the correct "help your uncle Jack Masturbate a horse". 

Ciao

I once, in my youth, won the moment in a potential job termination , due to my alleged anti- company attitude, merely by cocking an eyebrow at my national manager to my state manager’s use of the word ‘Pacific’ in lieu of ‘Specific’.
Very expressive thing, an eyebrow.

[lucky phil]

I once, in my youth, won the moment in a potential job termination , due to my alleged anti- company attitude, merely by cocking an eyebrow at my national manager to my state manager’s use of the word ‘Pacific’ in lieu of ‘Specific’.
Very expressive thing, an eyebrow.

Ha yes, or a "look". Safe in an unfair dismissal action though. Hard to defend a dismissal action on a raised eyebrow, lol.
Ciao

[gizzo]

I once, in my youth, won the moment in a potential job termination , due to my alleged anti- company attitude, merely by cocking an eyebrow at my national manager to my state manager’s use of the word ‘Pacific’ in lieu of ‘Specific’.
Very expressive thing, an eyebrow.

Goodness me. If I were your boss, I would've gotten back up on my pedal stool and fired you without further adieu.

[Starpeve]

Goodness me. If I were your boss, I would've gotten back up on my pedal stool and fired you without further adieu.

Gotta say, it was a great moment. Put the prick right in his place, then and in subsequent‘interactions’..
He never quite made it back onto his pedal stool.😁

[Bilgemaster]

All jibes aside, and even though it's probably a bit early yet, assuming it's already back at the dealership, I think we'd all be curious to learn what they claim the problem was. Statistically there's little doubt the vast majority of those 650s live joyfully trouble-free lives. Yet there have been enough of these just-dying-by-the-side-of-the-road episodes described in this Forum to have become noticeably embarrassing for a brand that had clearly hoped this new generation of bikes might help shed that "Unreliable Enfield" reputation.

[supercub]

Not quite as bad as the stuck accelerator pedal or ignition key turning to off position that some car makers had to tip-toe around.

[bluebus]

to all the relay haters out there you were wrong omg how could that happen the later model inter comes with less relays plus talking to bloke who was going to fix bike it is standard for them to clean/degrease them before handing the bike over looking over some of the post again must ask when you are walking on water is it cold on the bottom of your feet just to keep you happy .

[Jack Straw]

 

[fireypete]

So what did the mech man find?  Keen to know if it's something that can be fixed with a bit of preventative maintenance at home. 32 years of riding and never had a bike just die out and I'm not keen on starting now. 

[Hoiho]

So what did the mech man find?  Keen to know if it's something that can be fixed with a bit of preventative maintenance at home. 32 years of riding and never had a bike just die out and I'm not keen on starting now.

Refer to post #40 and when you work it out; let us know.

(Apologies if the semi colon was used incorrectly)

[Mort]

Anyone else kinda thinking dude’s bike died because it’s trying to get away from him?

[Mort]

Hey, bluebus, I’ve got a present for you:


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Use them.