[Arschloch]

I learned a long time ago when she asks "does this dress make my butt look big?" never, never, never give an honest answer!

A good advice is always useful, so commimg directly to the point. What exactly would you reply?   

[Karl Childers]

A good advice is always useful, so commimg directly to the point. What exactly would you reply?   

The safe way out is to say without hesitation, "no dear you look just fine!" Another bit of advice I give newlywed husbands is don't give your wife a vacuum cleaner as a birthday present, DAMHIK ! 

[GlennF]

Important principle, there is "our money" that you earn and pays the bills and any other expenditure needs to be discussed and "her money" which she earns and is hers to spend with no questions asked.

[Hoiho]

The safe way out is to say without hesitation, "no dear you look just fine!" Another bit of advice I give newlywed husbands is don't give your wife a vacuum cleaner as a birthday present, DAMHIK ! 

Also; the answer ‘A frying pan’ in response to the question ‘What do you want for your birthday?’ should never be taken literally.

[Hoiho]

[Hoiho]

[Arschloch]

https://youtu.be/7C-vYY3SBDE

...who could ever understand the Sweds.

[GlennF]

Where are the swedes ? Seem to only be Germans and English in that clip ?

[cyrusb]

Could be money in this...

[AzCal Retred]

I'd buy one...

[Arschloch]

I'd buy one...

Are you sure you would want to wear this on a prison planet?

[AzCal Retred]

Looks like Aérospatiale can get prisoners to the moon for under $2K/Kg. Heinlein's excellent treatise is ripe for implementation.
At > $100K yearly maintenance cost, a 100 Kg. prisoner would only cost about $200K to transport. No escape, zero recidivism.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Moon_Is_a_Harsh_Mistress

Plot
In 2075, the Moon (Luna) is used as a penal colony by Earth's government, with three million inhabitants (called "Loonies") living in underground cities. Most Loonies are criminals, political exiles, or their descendants, and men outnumber women two to one, so that polyandry and many forms of polygamy are the norm. Due to the low surface gravity of the Moon, people who stay longer than six months undergo "irreversible physiological changes" and can never again live comfortably under Earth gravity, making escape back to the planet impractical.
Although the Earth-appointed "Warden" holds power through the Lunar Authority, his only real responsibility is to ensure the delivery of vital wheat shipments to Earth. In practice he seldom intervenes among the prisoners, allowing a virtually anarchist or self-regulated society.
Lunar infrastructure and machinery is largely managed by HOLMES IV ("High-Optional, Logical, Multi-Evaluating Supervisor, Mark IV"), the Lunar Authority's master computer, which is connected for central control on the grounds that a single computer is cheaper than (though not as safe as) multiple independent systems.[5]
The story is narrated by Manuel Garcia "Mannie" O'Kelly-Davis, a computer technician who discovers that HOLMES IV has achieved self-awareness and developed a sense of humor. Mannie names it "Mike" after the fictional character Mycroft Holmes, brother of the fictional Sherlock Holmes detective character, and they become friends.[6]

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Comparison_of_orbital_launch_systems&oldid=590182048

https://lao.ca.gov/policyareas/cj/6_cj_inmatecost#:~:text=Note%3A%20Detail%20may%20not%20add,%2457%2C000%20or%20about%20117%20percent.

[Arschloch]

Where are the swedes ? Seem to only be Germans and English in that clip ?

Apparently there are some logistical issues in order to deliver the cum. 

[NVDucati]

Any chance we can leave this thread for just jokes? No need to reply if you don't understand the common definition of a joke.

[AzCal Retred]

Sounds reasonable!   

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A chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, “Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?”

“You mean aspirin?” asked the pharmacist.

“That’s it! I can never remember that word.”

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I was reading a book on helium. I couldn’t put it down.

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A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”

The frog is thrilled! “This is great! Will I meet her at a party?”

“No,” says his advisor, “in her biology class.”

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A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”

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The doctor tells a woman that she has only six months to live. He advises her to marry a chemist and move to Toledo. The woman asks, “Will this cure my illness?”

“No,” replies the doctor, “but it will make six months seem like a very long time.”

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