[Hoiho]

[cyrusb]

Gretta again...

[Arschloch]

Gretta again...

The high efficiency lifestyle is awaiting us, might be time to start planting potatoes and growing chicken on your balcony if you happen to live in Stockholm, the way they used to do it in Eastern Germany?

[AzCal Retred]

" might be time to start planting potatoes and growing chicken on your balcony if you happen to live in Stockholm " 
Well, then you certainly wouldn't have far to go to gather the ingredients for this culinary treat...

https://recipethis.com/instant-pot-frozen-chicken-and-potatoes/

[GlennF]

Q: Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
A: She was no spring chicken.

Q: How did the chicken with no legs cross the road?
A: In a KFC bucket.

Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

Q: What do you call a scary chicken?
A: A poultrygeist.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?
A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Q: What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.

Q: What day do chickens hate the most?
A: Fry-day.

Q: Why are chickens good at drumming?
A: Because they have drumsticks.

Q: Why did the chicken sit on the middle of the road?
A: She wanted to lay it on the line.

Q: What do you get when you put a chicken in a concrete mixer?
A: A brick layer.

Q: Did you hear about the chicken police investigating a stolen egg from the coop?
A: They suspect fowl play.

Q: A friend asked me, "How do you raise chickens?"
A: I answered, "Just try and wing it."

Q: Why do chickens hate it in winter?
A: They feel cooped up.

Q: Why do chickens not like bossy roosters?
A: Because they ruffle everyone's feathers.

Q: Why don't chickens tell jokes to their eggs?
A: Because it might crack them up.

[AzCal Retred]

I see someone was in a fowl mood...

[NVDucati]

I see someone was in a fowl mood...

No pluck'n way!

[Richard230]

A quick one told by the great Billy Connolly

In the Olympic park he saw a guy carrying a very big stick.
He said "are you a pole vaulter?"
The guy replied "No, I'm German, but how did you know my name is Walther?"

[Richard230]

Snake fun.

[AzCal Retred]

...!

[Arschloch]

Maybe some python programming might help. 

If only someone knew the friction coefficient of that snake on that slope.

[GlennF]

Snakes are less slippery than you might think.  As a kid brought up in the Aussie bush we soon learnt snakes were just as likely to be sunning on a window sill or on a picnic table as they are to be stretched out on the ground.

[Karl Childers]

I only handles em on Sundays.

[AzCal Retred]

Looks like the runners-up pix for the Darwin Awards... ( https://darwinawards.com/ )

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snake_handling_in_Christianity#:~:text=Snake%20handling%2C%20also%20called%20serpent,part%20in%20the%20church%20service.
Snake handling, also called serpent handling, is a religious rite observed in a small number of isolated churches, mostly in the United States, usually characterized as rural and part of the Holiness movement. The practice began in the early 20th century in Appalachia and plays only a small part in the church service. Participants are Holiness, Pentecostals, Charismatics, or other evangelicals. The beliefs and practices of the movement have been documented in several films and have been the impetus for a number of state laws related to the handling of venomous animals.

[Karl Childers]

When I was a young boy I had a fear of snakes and never picked them up like my friends did. As an adult I'm OK with them now and will move non poisonous variety's out of harms way by picking them up. I don't get too many rattlers where I live but occasionally I'll get one in the walkway or somewhere they shouldn't be and those I'll gingerly nudge on their way with a very long stick!