[Arschloch]

Santa is a prick. 

[Karl Childers]

Santa is a prick. 

Careful or you'll get coal in your stocking!

[Arschloch]

Careful or you'll get coal in your stocking!

Something for the oven atleast. 

[Richard230]

 

[Richard230]

I saw a sick pony the other day.
He was a little horse.

He was also very sad, he had such a long face.   

[AzCal Retred]

I’m a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.

Doctor: “Sir, I’m afraid your DNA is backwards.” Me: “And?”

I’m reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen… I can feel it.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.

Did you hear about the two Tahitian lasses that were looking for a Mandalay?

Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race? It ended in a tie!

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.

The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.

A plateau is the highest form of flattery.

[Arschloch]

 ...definitely the kind of children you want to have, with Greta as their leader.

[Carl Fenn]

Now you see why l took the divorce.

[Hoiho]

 

[AzCal Retred]

Hoiho - that was painfully funny! Thanks -    

[Hoiho]

[Hoiho]

[Arschloch]

https://amp.theguardian.com/news/2021/dec/28/india-bans-mother-teresa-charity-from-receiving-funds-from-abroad

[Adrian II]

The rise of Hindu extremism has made India very unsafe for Christians, despite their having been around since the days of the apostle Thomas (he of - briefly - doubting fame). It used to be quite tolerant compared to some other neighbouring countries. 

A.

[Arschloch]

The rise of Hindu extremism has made India very unsafe for Christians, despite their having been around since the days of the apostle Thomas (he of - briefly - doubting fame). It used to be quite tolerant compared to some other neighbouring countries. 

A.

Who wonders, Santa seems to have produced a generation of commies and Robin Hoods.