Bilgemaster - I've enjoyed the breath of fresh air your funny, interesting, informative and, ahhh.... sometimes a bit, errr... epic (;))... posts have provided. But now I'm properly impressed!
Wait...Lemme get the wife. 'Cause I'm pretty sure she's convinced she hooked up with a sub-moronic dullard. As for the Amphicar (http://www.amphicar.com), I'm just glad I picked her up in the mid-'90s, before the Interwebs really took off, when they were still dirt cheap. No way the likes of me could get one now...
(http://www.amphicar.com/images/amphicar.jpg)
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