[singhg5]

A father and his son are in a supermarket, when the boy asks "What are these, dad?" The man replies "That's a 3-pack of condoms for secondary school boys - one for Friday night, one for Saturday night and one for Sunday night".  "What about 6-pack, dad?"  "Those are for university boys - 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday and 2 for Sunday night".  "What about 12-pack?"  "Married man, son - one for January, one for February .........."  

[1Blackwolf1]

  That about sums it up.

[PhilJ]

Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. 

At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.

[redcat]

I used to work for an old Italian guy and he had a thing he called the Bean Theory. He claimed if you started  on your Wedding nite every time you made love to you're wife you put a bean in a jar up until you're First Anniversary. There on after every time you made love with your wife, you took a bean out of the jar. He theorized that it took the rest of your life to empty the jar.

[HRAB]

U.S. Department of Homeland Security
Transportation Security Agency
Report: year to daye January 4, 2011

Terrorists Caught          0
Transvestites            133
Hernia's                    1485
Hemorrhoid Cases    3172
Enlarges prostrates  8249
Breast implants        59350
Natural Blonds                 3