[clamp]

 Ha ha I had to laugh.

   I was in the reception area  and this Septic walks in and says to the 2 Malysian girls "where is the rest room" I did'nt look up.

    They said what?  he said slowly "the rest room"

   They looked at each other confused, till one said "the restaraunt"

   No No he said the "rest room",  again they looked confused, he said 'the bath room then"   again they were confused and said "you want a shower?   by this time I was just holding it in and I said to the  girls he wants the toilet.


    Listen,-- when you go abroad its a toilet. OK   Rooms for resting and bathing
       -no have.
        

[Ice]

Don't feed the troll, ever.

[clamp]

Thanks  Ice you must be one of my biggest fans.

[scoTTy]

3o seconds away from your boots...  don't piss in the wind...

[clamp]

Ah yes,--pissing into the wind,--  its all coming back to me now!!

   

[robbw]

How many different words are there for toilet?  Let me see.....
Latrine, lavatory, loo, water closet, comfort room, khazi, dunny, privy, outhouse,
netty and i'm sure there is more.  Comfort room is my favorite and is widely used in the Phillipines.  I guess it just depends on what part of the world your in.  There is even a toilet museum  http://www.toiletmuseum.com/
Who knew so much time and effort could be spent on the toilet???

[clamp]

  Africa,---Where de bog man?

  Scotland,--- Och I need a crapper.

    Irish,--  can I borrow your shovel.

[mikail gransee]

 

    Irish,--  can I borrow your shovel.

Is that not why tis called the Emerald Isle?  Green from all the FERTILIZER...

[mrunderhill1975a]

I thought it was called a "tinkleorium".

[robbw]

In Italian:
Bagno, Gabinetto, Servizi, Toilette, or WC