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cyrusb

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on: December 21, 2010, 10:14:23 pm
Seeing 72 Westies pic reminded me of a joke I just made up. Two women touring India on mopeds decided to rent Bullets instead. Halfway through the ride, one asked the other "Have we ever came this way before?" "No" replied the other, "It must be the Enfields"
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Reply #1 on: December 22, 2010, 01:58:01 am
 ;D ;D

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Reply #2 on: December 22, 2010, 02:52:40 am
 What ? you gotta use different roads  for mopeds over there?  ::)
An thaibhsí atá rattling ag an doras agus tá sé an diabhal sa chathaoir.


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Reply #3 on: December 22, 2010, 01:15:08 pm
don,t give up your day job  ;D
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Reply #4 on: December 22, 2010, 02:00:52 pm
;D ;D

You missed your calling!

I agree - I don't care WHO you are - that sh!t is FUNNIE!!
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Reply #5 on: December 22, 2010, 08:08:33 pm
Halfway through the ride, one asked the other "Have we ever came this way before?" "No" replied the other, "It must be the Enfields"


Hum....I guess a RE is like sitting on a washing machine in spin cycle.... ;D
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Reply #6 on: December 22, 2010, 08:34:03 pm

Hum....I guess a RE is like sitting on a washing machine in spin cycle.... ;D

No - It's more like a 300 pound vibrator ..... the spin cycle is not the right frequency from what I'VE been told .........  ::)
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