Okie Dokie, My turn.
A duck waddles into a bar and hops up on a stool and looks at the bartender and asks, "Got any Grapes?"
"No", the bartender replies, "This is a bar, I sell beer, wine, whisky,and other alcoholic drinks." With this the duck shrugs his wings, hops off of the bar stool, and waddles out.
The next day, the duck waddles into the bar, hops up on the bar stool and asks the bartender, "Got any Grapes?"
"No", the bartender replies again, "This is a bar, I sell beer, wine, whisky,and other alcoholic drinks." With this the duck shrugs his wings, hops off of the bar stool, and waddles out.
The next day, the same duck waddles into the bar, hops up on the bar stool and asks the bartender, "Got any Grapes?"
"No", the bartender replies once again, "This is a bar, I sell beer, wine, whisky,and other alcoholic drinks. Don't keep coming in here asking for grapes. If you do, ask me one more time, I will nail your bill to the bar!" Once again the duck shrugs his wings, hops off of the bar stool, and waddles out.
The next day, the same duck waddles into the bar, hops up on the bar stool and asks the bartender, "Got any Nails?"
No appologies, Groan away!