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on: November 02, 2010, 03:22:40 pm
2 years going on 3 and I like it more that I did last year . Dunno why really.

    Could be because I Know that it is a bit clanky and  things go weirr wierr and I get false neutrals and --etc etc, and thats the thing I can now get down to simply enjoying the frame which is a delight to ride.

      My home modified exhaust tone (straight through) has been commented on on more than one occasion, such as a German fellow  said  " ya ya ziz has a good sound" and an Indian guy said" Oh golly gosh what a nice noisy it is making is'nt it" and a French guy said --well, you get the drift.

     I should have but the one bike soon and as with 2 women I have never been able to love 2 at the same time.

        Bikes and women --1 is enough.

   
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Reply #1 on: November 02, 2010, 04:57:50 pm
One is enough?One RE is enough.Women?Nah.What did the Frenchman say?I love my RE too.If it were not for that,one would be more than enough.


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Reply #2 on: November 02, 2010, 05:14:51 pm
I got another one for a spare just in case the other won't putt out.
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Reply #3 on: November 02, 2010, 05:18:54 pm
Frenchman: "I surrender to your noise"  or something like that...
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Reply #4 on: November 02, 2010, 05:49:27 pm
I have to tell you, at this stage of a long and interesting life, if it's going to be living with me then it's a bike and only a bike. Don't get me wrong, I like women; I like em to call, I like em to hang out with, then I like em to go home.    :D ;)
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Reply #5 on: November 02, 2010, 09:41:18 pm
I have to tell you, at this stage of a long and interesting life, if it's going to be living with me then it's a bike and only a bike. Don't get me wrong, I like women; I like em to call, I like em to hang out with, then I like em to go home.    :D ;)

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Reply #6 on: November 02, 2010, 10:30:44 pm
"2 years going on 3 and I like it more that I did last year . Dunno why really.  (etc.)"  clamp

Good for you, Br. Clampo!
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Reply #7 on: November 03, 2010, 02:39:59 am
He LIVES !!!

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Reply #8 on: November 03, 2010, 04:22:27 am
An Englishman, would never utter such things.
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Reply #9 on: November 03, 2010, 04:41:11 am
Isn't this a 180 from a few months back when Clamp was contemplating selling the RE and buying something more dependable? So why the change of heart Clamp? And what did the Frenchman say? "Monsieur Clamp compared to me your motorbike does not smoke enough!"
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Reply #10 on: November 03, 2010, 03:28:30 pm
Isn't this a 180 from a few months back when Clamp was contemplating selling the RE and buying something more dependable? So why the change of heart Clamp? And what did the Frenchman say? "Monsieur Clamp compared to me your motorbike does not smoke enough!"

     Because ---- I now have but one bike --well should have soon, and I can now concentrate my love on her alone, like  one would a woman,--well English  men do.

   I can't explain it but I am more interested in it if its just the one.

      I might wash it --for Christmas, and replace the left tit light bulb --oh and the faulty starter relay.

     The French man said "Sacra Bluer ziz moter cycle sounds liker ze farting frog". 
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Reply #11 on: November 03, 2010, 03:42:04 pm
Is that your translation? Surely any self respecting Frenchman wouldn't speak English.  :o


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Reply #12 on: November 03, 2010, 04:32:43 pm
English with French accent just like Clouseau.

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Reply #13 on: November 04, 2010, 03:37:15 am
French dont speak English anyway,--can do but they are paranoid about loosing there French.  Oh like we dont have French in English.

     Im worried about her now, I left her chained up under an outhouse in Malaysia.

      The bike that is not the Woman!!
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Reply #14 on: November 04, 2010, 04:47:31 am
cLamps In Love ;D