I too have a 2009 G5 Military that I am looking to sell. I moved a while ago and had to upgrade to me thing larger for long haul freeway use. Alas, I live I central new york state.
Alas, you say? Sweet Burping Baby Jeebus! Your home of Little Falls is
right on the doorstep of the friggin'
Adirondacks, which is roughly 10,000 square miles of Enfield Heaven!
Look: Book yourself Cabin 4 for a week at
Seaman's Lakeshore Cabins on Long Lake. Just dawdling along you can do the hundred or so miles there in just a few hours with frequent lovely and interesting stops. What's the hurry? Use the cabin as a base to explore. Have a dip. Rent a canoe. Make a campfire. Unplug. I guarantee you won't be lobbing around that word "alas" any more, or thinking about pitching that Bullet either, I'd wager.