Author Topic: 6 Hours to nuclear war (Read 5246 times)

clamp · **on:** July 24, 2010, 05:29:33 pm

I know you guys dont do international news but you have ships and 200 aircraft and 8000 personel ready for manouvers with South Korea in the morning. BBC.

   North Korea says it will consider this a threat and use nuclear weapons.

   Now I don't really care but this is the season of the North easterlies and I will get the nuclear fall out and I was planning on going to the beach tomorrow with next door neighbors dog "Init" and I have a pot plant ive just planted.

   I was planning on a few beers it the afternoon and having a snooze, so if you could keep the noise down a bit that would be nice

1 Thump · **Reply #1 on:** July 24, 2010, 05:33:02 pm

You will be just fine . Lil Kim will not risk his own destruction. He is too pompous for that. Relax and enjoy your brew.

2bikebill · **Reply #2 on:** July 24, 2010, 06:05:23 pm

Now c'mon Clamp - you know a thing or two about sabre rattling.......

Leonard · **Reply #3 on:** July 24, 2010, 09:12:33 pm

Quote from: clamp on July 24, 2010, 05:29:33 pm

I know you guys dont do international news but you have ships and 200 aircraft and 8000 personel ready for manouvers with South Korea in the morning. BBC.

It was even on MSNBC, between a Lindsay Lohan update and the sports scores.

2bikebill · **Reply #4 on:** July 24, 2010, 09:23:40 pm

Are we forgetting the sixties, when east and west were holding us under a death cloud. All of us.
That fear? Is that what's still takin you in, Clampy?
Relax bud. there's nothing you can do.

(well.....smoke some of this.....)

Rick O'Shea · **Reply #5 on:** July 24, 2010, 10:14:39 pm

Sorry Clampus,The fanatics are out of our control; the fanatics have always been out of our control. WE THE PEOPLE are just along for the ride my friend.Please enjoy what few moments you have left,frolic with the dog on the beach,hoist a few Fosters and roll ya a fattie chock full of dank nuggs and when the artificial sun rises in the wrong place please remember,it wasn't MY idea.

2bikebill · **Reply #6 on:** July 24, 2010, 10:58:07 pm

wasn't ANYONE'S idea

Rick O'Shea · **Reply #7 on:** July 24, 2010, 11:09:39 pm

Right WillW,wasn't OUR idea.

1Blackwolf1 · **Reply #8 on:** July 24, 2010, 11:27:09 pm

And get ready for the fastest sun tan you'll ever get. North Korea has been using that same threat since I was stationed at the DMZ back in the early 1980's. They are trying to egg the west into the first strike. China is a big player now, to much invested in the west to let North Korea off its' chain.

2bikebill · **Reply #9 on:** July 24, 2010, 11:45:46 pm

it wasn't anyone's idea

this "them and us" mindset - that's the problem there in a nutshell

ScooterBob · **Reply #10 on:** July 24, 2010, 11:49:39 pm

Don't worry about it at all - IF they can even LAUNCH a rocket, it'll go up a ways, fizzle and fall back to the launch pad and pop like a champagne cork .... all of THEM will get irradiated and WE will be just fine. I'll personally go over there and slap that little Elvis-lookin' bitch if tries anything THAT stupid ...... What a Maroon - a ROYAL Maroon!

boggy · **Reply #11 on:** July 25, 2010, 02:22:06 am

Quote from: ScooterBob on July 24, 2010, 11:49:39 pm

I'll personally go over there and slap that little Elvis-lookin' bitch if tries anything THAT stupide.

WOW! Ha-ha! You just made my day.

clamp · **Reply #12 on:** July 25, 2010, 04:37:18 am

Quote from: ScooterBob on July 24, 2010, 11:49:39 pm

Don't worry about it at all - IF they can even LAUNCH a rocket, it'll go up a ways, fizzle and fall back to the launch pad and pop like a champagne cork .... all of THEM will get irradiated and WE will be just fine. I'll personally go over there and slap that little Elvis-lookin' bitch if tries anything THAT stupid ...... What a Maroon - a ROYAL Maroon!

Thanks scoot I feel much safer now!! when can you get here?

I heard a kinda rumbling noise this morning at 3am (3pm your time America ) It was low booming noise , then it got louder and passed I in a car. One of those ear splitting boom boom cars.

Well its 10.30 now and so far so good.

But how can you bomb south Korea when you are North Korea,---bit close init?

1Blackwolf1 · **Reply #13 on:** July 25, 2010, 08:07:25 am

They really don't want to bomb South Korea, they want the country for it's economy. South Korea has become a world wide manufacturing giant. They just want to take over a thriving economy. Sort of like Taiwan and mainland China..we are just in their path.

Add to their frustration China not being overly enthusiastic about backing their hand and so they feel they only have one option/threat card to play. Not that it couldn't happen but the odds are not in their favor.

2bikebill · **Reply #14 on:** July 25, 2010, 01:22:44 pm

Pardon my salty language earlier on - I have edited accordingly.
No offence intended. I like a bit of anglo saxon bluntness. Not everyone does.

Lahti35 · **Reply #15 on:** July 25, 2010, 01:27:29 pm

Can I stop ducking and covering now?

?

RBHoge · **Reply #16 on:** July 25, 2010, 02:33:48 pm

What kept the U.S.A. and the U.S.S.R. from starting the "unthinkable", was the strategy called M.A.D. or "Mutually Assured Distruction."

A good idea actually, "Just one missle from 'you', and we all die." If North Korea were to blow every thing they had at us, they might get a state or two, (A couple of million at best.)

On the other hand we could literally remove their half of the penensula from the globe.

The U.S. does not really want to have such a thing on its conscience. The leaders in N. Korea will rely on that "politically correct mindset" and hope that after a couple of their best fifty kiloton "devices" we will be so traumatized that we will just sit in a circle, hold hands and sing three verses of "Kumbaya."

I hope it never happens, as I have forgotten the guitar chords to "Kumbaya."

clamp · **Reply #17 on:** July 25, 2010, 04:48:57 pm

Not a prob WillW I like a bit of robust Anglo Saxon rhetoric meself.

Well I think its 1am now in Korea and nothing happened that I know of.

I put a plastic bag over my new potted plant just in case and shut the bedroom window. As far as I know this is a nuclear free zone so,---- I should be OK.

clamp · **Reply #18 on:** July 26, 2010, 03:28:30 pm

Looks like you were right Scoot, not a boom or even a bang.

What a bunch of wankers threatening the USA like that . Don't they know what happened to the last lot who did that,err whats his face oh--- Sadam.

Or backwards,-- Madas,--- mad as a rabid donkey.

cyrusb · **Reply #19 on:** July 26, 2010, 03:37:50 pm

You got me super worried about the pot plant....

clamp · **Reply #20 on:** July 26, 2010, 04:08:15 pm

Ahh thanks but I think she is Ok. She is out in the rain right now smiling and as happy as a --- pot plant can be I suppose.

I put a little lump of cow shit on it to eat if it gets hungry.

Bullet.wagon · **Reply #21 on:** July 26, 2010, 04:23:08 pm

Here in the states....We will need for the old hippies to move out of the abandoned missle silos and re-arm.

ScooterBob · **Reply #22 on:** July 27, 2010, 02:08:21 am

Quote from: Bullet.wagon on July 26, 2010, 04:23:08 pm

Here in the states....We will need for the old hippies to move out of the abandoned missle silos and re-arm.

By GAWD! You come into MY missile silo and you'll find that I'm QUITE well armed! Hahaha! I ain't got me no NEU-kyool-er stuff - but I got a few thousand rounds of everything ELSE, so WATCH IT! Heeheehee! Kim Jong will BE ill if he be messin' with ME!

Ice · **Reply #23 on:** July 27, 2010, 12:59:17 pm

Quote from: WillW on July 24, 2010, 06:05:23 pm

Now c'mon Clamp - you know a thing or two about sabre rattling.......

Good point Br. Will.

In times past K.J.I. rattled the invasion sabre our pres. bought him off with some shipments of fuel, food and fertilizers and the crises were over.

REpozer · **Reply #24 on:** July 27, 2010, 04:42:24 pm

If you know history....... this situation may mirror Jimmy Carter and Iran.

1Blackwolf1 · **Reply #25 on:** July 27, 2010, 06:30:07 pm

Didn't know they had hostages. Oh you mean the armaments and other stuff.

REpozer · **Reply #26 on:** July 28, 2010, 12:46:44 am

Quote from: 1Blackwolf1 on July 27, 2010, 06:30:07 pm

Didn't know they had hostages. Oh you mean the armaments and other stuff.

True no hostages, Thank God!

ScooterBob · **Reply #27 on:** July 28, 2010, 02:31:36 am

Quote from: Ice on July 27, 2010, 12:59:17 pm

Good point Br. Will.

In times past K.J.I. rattled the invasion sabre our pres. bought him off with some shipments of fuel, food and fertilizers and the crises were over.

Yeah - That seems to be the way to take care of despot dictators and whining babies .... give them a pacifier .....