Forget the bike - I dumped about a quart of dirty oil on the garage floor. The center stand prevents me from getting my oil-catching bucket under the drain. Tried a funnel, but it couldn't keep up with the flow and spilled. Once it starts, you just can't stop it! What a mess.
By the way, the magnets were pretty clean, and the screen was very clean , except for one nice fish-bone sliver of metal.
Also, ran the bike a bit to get the oil pumping to check for leaks and final level - the oil level in the glass didn't settle right away, so I thought I'd try to tip the bike a bit to look for a change. Don't worry, it's not going where you think it is... My wrist touched the pipe, right up next to the O2 sensor. Raised a nice nickel-sized blister, right where my jacket cuff rests.
My bike leaves a trail of pain and suffering behind it...