I love hot peppers and hot food, so I nearly always order my food "extra spicy hot" when I go to restaurants. Because in most places, what they think is "hot" I cant even detect any peppers in it.
Well, I went down to visit Texas one time.....
and I stopped in this Chinese place and ordered their Szechuan Chicken "extra hot".
That was a mistake.
So, the plate comes to the table, and there is this great looking Szechuan Chicken meal on it, but the entire meal is loaded to the max with dried red chili peppers. You know, the ones that look like little firecrackers. I'll bet there was 100 peppers on that plate, mixed in with the meal.
I figured I could handle it.
Wrong!
After about 2 fork-fulls, my Heineken was gone, and I was trying to get the waitresses attention to get some more. And some water!
I ended up picking out all the peppers and putting them on the side, and the dish was still too hot for almost anybody to eat. Even me, and I LOVE hot stuff.
I've been known to sit down in front of a TV with a bottle of pickled Jalapenos, and eat them right out of the jar as a TV snack.
On the way home, I passed this billboard on the highway that advertised their " eat it and it's free" 96-ounce steak! I didn't stop at that place.