[The Garbone]

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/roo/1749815128.html


in case it gets deleted..

I have a bedroom (12 x 14ft) available starting on June 1st (1 year lease) for a male or female roommate. My previous roommate just moved out since his work (for the federal government) took him to another city. We'll be sharing a bathroom, kitchen, and living room. The apartment is spacious and well lit by natural light.

A little about myself:

I work at the Department of Defense as a researcher and I'm also pursuing a Master's Degree at Georgetown. I really enjoy reading, hiking, playing kickball with my friends, and drinking good beer I go out a lot on the weekends but once in a while I stay home and just watch a movie. If you're interested please contact me by email and tell me a little about yourself.

One more thing, please read this so we don't waste each others' time! On our bathroom door is a checklist. I like to keep a record of my bowel movements and I expect you to do the same. It's a just a simple checklist with each day of the month, simply place a check on the day if you have a bowel movement. It's no big deal and you needn't worry about replacing the list, I'll take care of everything. Hope to hear from you!

Oh ya,  sign me up....

[GBBullet]

can you say anal?

[PaulF]

Hey, I'll be glad to leave a floater as a sample if he/she so desires - right after that breakfast burrito.

[ace.cafe]

I'm tellin' ya, these Feds are mentally deranged!
Believe me, it doesn't stop at his bathroom door. These guys want to know EVERYTHING about EVERYBODY.
I think it's a mental illness that's centered in Washington DC.

[redcat]

That individual needs more than a roommate. Yikes!

[daves02ES]

That's just crazy, but there's so many more out there on craigslist.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/

[ERC]

I'm ready to move.   ERC   

[PhilJ]

Sick, sick and sicker.

[Anon]

I'm tellin' ya, these Feds are mentally deranged!
Believe me, it doesn't stop at his bathroom door. These guys want to know EVERYTHING about EVERYBODY.
I think it's a mental illness that's centered in Washington DC.

He said he's working on a project for the Dept. of Defense, but I think he's actually working for the Dept. of Interior.

Eamon

[Lahti35]

Probably gathering data for some new poo tax..... big brother is watching!

[DNash]

He said he's working on a project for the Dept. of Defense, but I think he's actually working for the Dept. of Interior.

Eamon

Not the Department of Posterior?

[Jinx]

 He'll take care of the list but what do you use to write on the checklist with? Does he want a check mark or a brown smear?
 Sounds like he needs a lab rat, experiment for his Masters? Prob a paper on how GI's spend too much time on the crapper.
 RUN!! and don't look back!!!

[Chasfield]

Claims he has friends - I wonder what they record on their check lists!

[birdmove]

    I can just see this dude greeting his good pal, Beavus...."Hey, Beave, had any good bowel movements today?"  "Yeah, Skidmark. I had a movement from heaven."

    And my wife thinks I'm a bit strange because I like to check my three motorcycles miles per gallon every time I fill up.

    To each their own, I guess.

   jon