Oh NOES! It's the old Harley-Davis "bearing skate" yarn - attacking an Enfield this time! When will they ever learn! "That oils' too SLICK for a Enfield, sonny .... it'll skate them berrin's and hit'll BLO-O-O-O-O-OW clean up ....."
I do believe I smell the gentle scent of male bovine fecal excretions .......