"Hello
This is Clamps wife here, will you guys stop encouraging my clampy to go out and waste petrol thank you, he has a painting job to do and doe'snt need any encouragement from you lot OK.
Regards Vera"
Sr. Vera, be a dear and please give our Br. Clampo -- your Clampy, that is -- a bit of a break... after all, this is: Be Kind to Old, Crabby, Rusty Clamps Week in the States!