So Unk, those "Indians" you are kicking are really Pakistani. Ya gotta ride out to Cherokee with me if you wanna kick some real Indians.
I went out to Cherokee when I was a kid. There was an old guy there in full headdress and buckskins (Cherokees never dressed like that). He claimed to have the worlds best memory. For a quarter you could ask him any question and he'd answer it. I gave him a quarter and asked him what he had for breakfast a month earlier and he answered "eggs". Even back then I was wasteing money. Later that day my parents bought me an authentic bow and arrow set, with the rubber tips that always fell off. You could really get a squeal out of a younger brother when you hit him in the ass with that. It was made in Japan and broke 2 weeks later. back then all junk was made in Japan.
Anyways, i was out there 2 years ago and I swear the same Indian was there. if my math is right, he must be about 115 now. I walked up to him, raised my hand and greeted him with "HOW".........................................................
"Scrambled" he answered.