...buy such junk?
When she came in with a bag from K Mart I knew it was going to be trouble. K Mart is the only place that sells worse junk than Wal Mart. I haven't been in a K Mart in 10 years.
A christmas pig. Great. "some assembly required". Made in China. This is going to suck.
The directions were useless. Not that I would have used them anyways. Crude pictures.
Wires were everywhere. It looked like the inside of an Enfield headlamp. The parts didn't match. The left side of the pigs butt was a half inch wider than the right side. The pegs for the legs had to be bent apart to fit in the holes. Plastic covered holes and had to be cleared away.
The directions were too simplistic: Take left half of pigs ass, connect to right side, add legs, head and tail, and Ernie's your uncle. Yeah right. I spent more time putting the damn thing together than the chinaman who built it. Somewhere in Bejing, someone is laughing.