[Blue Ridge Wheeltor]

The Holy Grail!!!!!! I hit the jackpot. I just need to get the info from him. I'll have to put up with this dolt a little bit longer, I thought.
   He stopped warming up and got quiet. Damn, I should have saved that Obama sticker instead of installing it inside that bathroom urinal.
     We went riding. I tried slowing down but damn, he rides slow. Then I had an idea. I took him on a long gravel road, about 6 miles or so. I had a plan. After that, i accompanied him part way home and we parted company. I waited around the corner as he left, then followed at a distance. As expected, the large accumulation of sand on his bike left a perfect trail to follow....

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After the long line of school busses passed him, he gave me the slip. I had to find him. I collected what info I knew about him: He lived in West Asheville, etc.
I parked my bike behind the mexican restaraunt, next to the building with the lavender door with the rainbow sticker. I later realized all the buildings in West asheville are either mexican restraurants or have lavender doors with rainbow stickers.
     I found a wi fi spot and got on the internet. From watching the TV show "Criminal Minds", I did a triangulatuon. I entered people without cellphones, owners of art galleries, and the North Carolina Sex Offenders list, and I narrowed his home down to 2 blocks, and headed over there (after checking 37 mexican restaurants parking lots next to buildings with lavender doors with rainbow stickers)...

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I managed to locate his residence... a home worthy of art gallery proprietors...

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I climbed over the fence and made my way to his workshop. Hung on the door was a note "Gone to get milk, be back soon". I knew I had to work fast. Peering in the window, I saw his sidecar collection...

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As I entered his workshop, I was greeted by a poster of his hero...

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I heard the rumble of a motorcycle, it was him returning with the milk...

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I hid and watched as he prepared a test run with his alternative fuel bike. What I next observed shall be seared in my mind forever. I was unprepared for that...

 

[UncleErnie]

Lor' Lor'- Bernie doesn't buy gas. 
He raises a sail on his tank and starts talking.

[Blue Ridge Wheeltor]

For on his desk were the for a methane propelled bike. Burning methane is nothing new. But this was methane propulsion. I think I'll leave this patent to him. especially after seeing him take to the track.

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[BigDon]

I am simply stunned....I new I mssed something when we could not connect during the Great Flood..........