[UncleErnie]

I notice he has the guys from Atlanta -whose route is mostly uphill, going faster than the guys whose route would be mostly downhill.
What's up with that?   And why do I have to get up an hour earlier than those guys?!   I have to stay up late on Sunday night to watch Eastenders, my British soap opera.

(As long as you're up- can you check to see if my batt'ry's charged yet?)

[Ice]

Crap I forgot to calculate in the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.

 What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
 

[Geirskogul]

 What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
 

I don't know that!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[1Blackwolf1]

  An African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow.