[Blue Ridge Wheeltor]

262 Enfield miles between Atlanta and Asheville.

2 Enfields leave Atlanta at 8 am and head northeast for Asheville.
2 Enfields leave Asheville and head southwest for Atlanta at 7 am.

The Atlanta bikes travel at 50 mph.
The Asheville bikes travel at 45 mph.

[Blue Ridge Wheeltor]

The temperature leaving Asheville is 56 degrees
the temperature leaving Atlanta is 66 degrees...

[Blue Ridge Wheeltor]

The Atlanta group has one stop for gas at 12 minutes, and has breakfast for 28 minutes.

The Asheville group stops for gas for 10 minutes, breakfast for 30 minutes...

There is no delay for weather...

[UncleErnie]

Does your mother know you're playing on her computer?

[Blue Ridge Wheeltor]

The Asheville group stops every 30 minutes for 7 minutes because Uncle Ernie insisted on the second cup of coffee free and has to pee...

[Blue Ridge Wheeltor]

So, at what point mileage and time wise does...

[Blue Ridge Wheeltor]

A. The first part fall off Uncle Ernie's bike...

[Blue Ridge Wheeltor]

B.  Uncle Ernie emerge from the men's room and find he has been abandoned...

[Blue Ridge Wheeltor]

C. Blue Ridge Wheeltor strangles Uncle Ernie, leaving him by the side of the road, and blames it on Cabo Cruz?

[REpozer]

Lets see.... according to the calcations of my whiz wheel......

Not taking into account of the coefficient of friction  of the polymers in the Indian bearing grease......
.......... no head wind ,.......each rider at 120 lbs...........Standard food  and water intake...

multiply by the earth speed of rotation........

I  simply conclude you will meet precisely in Greenville , South Carolina.

[Geirskogul]

If I take into account the number of motorcycle crashes per minute worldwide, the amount of tissue it takes to stop an average nosebleed caused by the standard schoolyard game of tetherball, the number of seconds Jeremy Clarkson puts between the words "the most powerful car," and "in the world," and the length of the longest hair on my big toe, I come to the conclusion that all three of you are actually on the moon in knickers eating Belgian waffles.  With strawberry syrup.


Or something like that.

[Geirskogul]

Crap I forgot to calculate in the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.

[The Garbone]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2R3FvS4xr4


I wish we could embed things...


Or better yet....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHFXG3r_0B8

[Cabo Cruz]

"C. Blue Ridge Wheeltor strangles Uncle Ernie, leaving him by the side of the road, and blames it on Cabo Cruz?"  BRW

At that point, Brs. BigDon and Cabo Cruz had not yet arrived on the scene.  This leaves one Br. Blue with red hands and running from The Law!!!

[bob bezin]

because the distance between cities are measured from the edge of one to the center of the next. the distance from atlanta to ashville will be less than the distance from ashville to atlanta.