[Cabo Cruz]

26. If you sell your Bullet, you a) will kick yourself in the pants and b) buy another one.

[geoffbaker]

The two most important words in the English language...

BLUE LOCTITE

[Blue Ridge Wheeltor]

27. You will never again use the words "Indian" and "Craftmanship" in the same sentence.

[1Blackwolf1]

 

[Huffer]

28. You'll eventually begin to wince whenever you're asked the inevitable "What year is it?" knowing you'll either have to summarize yet again the history of the Bullet from '55 to now, or, for the sake of expediency, simply tell a white lie by saying something like: "It's based on a '55." 

[r80rt]

If I tell people my C5 is a '51 they say "Oh cool" and walk away, if I tell them it's an '09 I have to spend the next 30 minutes explaining it.

[geoffbaker]

Yep, most people take my military to be a WWII vintage bike. If I say 2000, it takes a long while and often a lot of disbelief, before they are convinced...

[bob bezin]

when i first got my delux and the plates had'nt yet come i had to explain to  a cop that it was a new bike.,and not a restoration  he  would'nt believe it till he saw the papers.

[swakefield]

I enjoy explaining it while waiting at a stoplight.

[CGRLCDR]

Since owning an RE I have developed a new respect for all the folks that owned and maintained their own British bikes before us, especially considering they didn't have web forum support like we do now.    

[Blue Ridge Wheeltor]

29. it's usually something simple.

[Rick Sperko]

Here is another one:

30. Just because the owner's manual came with the bike and is from the same people who made the bike does not mean it is accurate.
a) Primary oil check
b) Oil level
c) I am sure something else

[cyrusb]

31.) After five years you will allmost have two.

[The Garbone]

32.) When the turns signals you modified stop working properly you think its pretty cool because hand signals are so retro  old school....

[rideOn]

33. forget spare parts.....keep a spare bike handy