I could scarcely believe my eyes on buying a new fishing hat at Academy recently. I was initially drawn by an attched tag with large script saying "I FLOAT". Handy , I thought. At least I'll get it back if it blows off my head. Closer inspection revealed the unbelievable disclaimer............"NOT a flloatation device!".
Can you imagine hearing the cry, "Throw me a hat, I'm drowning!!"!!!!!!!
A bit like labelling my boat "NOT for highway use"