Ive used ATF as a hand cleaner and deisel as a mosquito repelant.
That's well and good, except that complex hydrocarbons are known carcinogens.
Anywhoo, when I first got my bike after a stop the forks would compress, but not come back up unless I popped them up manually, or went over some bumpy road. I do weigh 250, but it still wasn't good. Stole an idea from Rick about using a car antenna as a dipstick and found I had about 9" of oil in there, too low! I just topped it off with some Type F ATF I had handy to the recommended 15", and it rides just fine.
Plus side is that it looks like I'm checking the "blood" of the bike with the red ATF, and red ATF is much easier to read on my "dipstick" than the stock clear oil it had in it.
That's thinkin' with yer dipstick, jimmy! *smack*