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So, what is the best method, if any, for cleaning these clutch plates. Only 2,500 miles on the bike, but I haven't a clue as to how long the clutch was soaking in the wrong fluid.
Yes, spray brake cleaners, carb cleaners and all those sort of aerosol hydrocarbon spews will at least
superficially clean the oils and grease off of fiber clutch plates, brake linings and so forth, while having the added benefit of their exotic hepto-mutando-wacky-thane-9 hydrocarbons giving your future generations potentially useful gills or extra toes. I think they're what those Proposition 65 Warning eggheads (that's "boffins" to you Britnoids here) may have actually originally had in mind--not warning stickers to avoid licking your valve collets or dire advisories against having kitty litter sprinkled with old paint chips instead of corn flakes for breakfast.
Indeed! It turns out that the original kitty litter, which has a
semi-fascinating history, was simply something called
"Fuller's Earth", otherwise known as "Bentonite Clay" or, more exotically, "Multani Mitti" in the Indian subcontinent, and is mostly composed of aluminum magnesium silicates, also known as calcium or sodium bentonite.
If any readers here even vaguely recognize the term "Fuller's Earth", they're either shepherds, or it may be from some old
Haynes Service Manual, where it is often the mysterious substance recommended for de-greasing drum brake shoe linings that may have been fouled by over-eager greasing of the operating cam or leaky wheel cylinders. That's because Fuller's Earth's chief property is the vigorous absorption of oils and moisture. Toss an oily brake shoe or fiber clutch plate into some powdery Fuller's Earth, and in a day or two it'll suck the oils right out of it. Rinse with water, let dry, and she'll be good as new and nicely "grippy" again all the way through its shoes or fibery bits.
The stuff's also used by the gals in lots of goopy facial masks, and it will also really help mild acne. Unfortunately, this feminine allure also explains why when you
Google "Fuller's Earth" you most often find the stuff being sold for "stupid money," like several bucks an ounce. But you know the Bilgemaster, right? He loves him some good cheap bargain shit. So, here's the tip:
Special Kitty Natural Clay Cat Litter, Unscented, 25 lbs. at your local Wallyworld for just $4.24 (that's 17 cents a pound). It's 100% Bentonite Clay, otherwise known as, that's right, "Fuller's Earth".
Here's the MSDS to prove it.
Grind a bit of this up into a powder, maybe with your coffee or spice grinder, toss in your oily clutch plates or brake shoes, and it'll leech those slippery goos right out of them. Got a cat? Great! It will happily crap on the rest. Or, grab a nice small empty jar, grind up a bit more, toss in a bit of honey, maybe a dash of coconut milk from the local bodega and perhaps some Hershey's cocoa powder for aroma, make a paste, and there's your exotic personalized facial mask for your gal or wonder-curative for a favored pimply teenager. Protip from your Uncle Bilgey:
Never divulge the ingredients! Simply tell them a wise old Bilgemaster of the primitive Chennai Clan once gave you the recipe and swore you to absolute secrecy on pain of severely descended testicles requiring special footwear. Trust me. She'll just be happier that way.
So, what about the rest, you ask? Got a gun safe or some other cabinet or toolbox containing stuff that reacts poorly to humidity or moisture? a damp corner of the garage? the musty trunk of a '71 Oldsmobile? Just pour some litter into a paper bag, tape it shut, and there's your cheapo "green" de-humidifier.
Keep a bit around the garage or workshop in an old coffee can or something for oil droppings or fuel spills. Just shake it on, wait a bit, and sweep it away. You know that special "high-tech" grainy stuff they keep near fuel pumps for spills? Guess what that is.
Anyhow, can you guys tell it's snowing here yet? If you got this far, it must be snowing there too.