What baffles me is that for some reason that defies explanation, Haynes apparently never got around to putting out a manual for the Iron Cylinder Engine Bullets. I mean, we're talking about the longest production run of
any model of motorcycle, almost unchanged since 1948, with hundreds and hundreds of thousands of units produced--at least about 20,000 per year between 1955 and 2011. Sure, they may not be parked on every street corner in the USA, Britain or Australia, but it's not like there aren't booksellers or Amazon in India. I mean, they did a manual for an obscure and shabby sub-model of the goddamned
Lada Sputnik, a vehicle which only ever saw the light of day in the final closing hours of the Soviet Union. So, what exactly stopped them from taking a look at a vehicle that started its long life in nearby Birmingham, exactly? What's up? Has there been too much traffic on the M6 the past 71 years? After all, they seem to have found the time to cobble this and several other similar witty disposables together down in Somerset:
Yeah, it's all beer and skittles with the Haynes folks in Somerset. Seriously though, Maddman, I hope your review will at least mention your underserved elders. How much longer, O Lord? How much longer must our Iron Bellies ache for sustenance?!? For, we yearn to be fed! Fed the good word of Haynes!
"Good Afternoon! Haney's Manuals...How may I connect your call?"