By the time this network gets rolled out, the hipster trend will be long gone. It's already the butt of jokes in the real pop culture, as well as here, the internet, and everywhere else.
As for the combined dealer layout, try this on for size, "For just a little more, sir/madame, you could have this real Triumph over here..."
Don't tell me that won't be happening over a cup of double mocha latte.
But, the main point here seems to be that what we think or need apparently isn't of much impact on their plan.