Don't worry guys, you're not alarming me any more than I already was.
Vince, at the moment I think you may be on to something. Let me put it as simply as I can: the engine and the rest of the drive train don't seem to be connecting.
I removed the primary cover today, and found no obvious problems. The clutch is operating just fine. I also removed the gearbox cover and found no obvious problems. Just thinking logically, gearbox and primary problems don't seem to fit with a bike that won't start with kick or e-starter.
At this point I'm willing to say I tried. This surely must be covered under warranty, and if not . . . well. This bike is going into the shop. Thanks for all your help guys, I'll let you know if I have any updates.
Peter