Wow, those first-service costs are crazy expensive! My first service at my closest "certified" dealer (at the time) only cost $50!
I had to ride an hour to get there. I waited an hour for him to show up.
He had no oil filters; I happened to have brought one with me that I had purchased with the bike.
He had no oil - I waited for almost another hour while he ran out to buy some. In the end, he changed the oil and filter, cleaned the sump screen and drain plug magnets, and adjusted the chain... by putting the bike on the center stand, loosening the axle bolts and levering the wheel backwards with a screwdriver to get the chain as tight as possible, insisting that was the correct way to adjust the chain.
He did nothing else. Going down the list: He didn't adjust the spark plug, inspect the plug wire or fuel hose. He didn't check the screw tightness of the fuel pump, or any other fasteners on the bike. He didn't adjust, or even check, the throttle cable. He didn't inspect the throttle body hoses, he didn't clean or even look at the air filter. He didn't adjust, or even check, the clutch adjustment. He didn't lubricate the rear brake pedal pivot, or anything else on the bike. He didn't inspect the battery. He didn't inspect the spokes, or even check the air pressure in the tires.
Then, I rode an hour to get home again.
I got out the owners manual, looked at the list of things he missed, and did them all myself.
And readjusted the chain.
But,
it only cost $50!!