[boggy]

... or you may end up looking like this idiot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV8NBaqlPYo

[High On Octane]

He went about that all wrong.  You wait until a stop light then take your helmet off and smash out their window.   

[pushrod]

  LOL, real rocket scientist at work.
 I'll fix you ,, take that,,,, owl-weeee, ouch ouch ouch !!! Oh,, my leg hurts and my bike is all bent and I'm gettin arrested
 That moron should wear a helmet when he sleeps.

[cyrusb]

Thats just the way the "Satans Helpers" roll. 

[mattsz]

  LOL, real rocket scientist at work.
 I'll fix you ,, take that,,,, owl-weeee, ouch ouch ouch !!! Oh,, my leg hurts and my bike is all bent and I'm gettin arrested

 

[Arizoni]

"Cap'n.  There's ah dro'n fighter approachin' from tha rear!"

"Engage the deflector Shields Scotty."

"Aigh Cap'n!  Engaged!"

Thump.

"Looks lik' he din't Klingon ta his machine Cap'n an he fell right on his arse!"

[AussieDave]

twit! Clearly a man with a destiny...

[MrMike]

Really got a good laugh out of this.  Need to check this section more often.  What kind of bike was he riding?   

[Sectorsteve]

very true. very important to keep your cool when riding...youll get there eventually. watch for cars, plan in your head escape routes constantly and she'll be sweet!