[ERC]

Maybe that's why I've been married 4 times I always use the oven.  ERC

[solg]

Yea,& I used to park the Ducati in the kitchen for the winter. I say used too!

[guss,guss]

back in Texas me and my friend waited till the middle of the night to push his triumph into the back bedroom in an apartment complex. nobody saw.eventually a maintenance man came by for routine spraying. he didn't even look twice at it. we thought sure the management would come knocking. not a word. 

[Gatekeeper]

It always grieved both me and my mrs that we couldn’t get the bike in the front room when I needed to work on it (to many sharp angles) and the kitchen is too small so I’ve always had to fix them outside. One of my mates used to take his bike up to his top floor flat (apartment) in the lift every night; fortunately he never got caught by the building supervisor.
All I can say to anyone whose mrs refuses to have the bike in the house is make certain that she’s worth  the sacrifice of not having the bike where it should be, either that or run and hide when you get caught. 
the other option is to sell the mrs and buy another bike.