Im just going down the frog for a few pigs in the battle cruiser , then a ruby murray with the trouble an the pan lids.
SEPTIC TRANSLATION (Translation for the septic tanks : yanks)
frog (and toad) : road
pigs (pig's ear) : beer
battle cruiser : boozer
ruby murray : curry
trouble (and strife): wife
pan lids : kids
But of course, that's only if his haddock & bloater (motor, i.e. motorcar) is running, and he's got his hairy bum's (mums) permission... and if he has enough bread & honey (money) and if his china plates (mates) won't buy him another pig to begin with.
I suspect he was elephant, anyway. Elephant (trunk) : drunk.
I know this stuff because a china of mine's from London....
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