[baird4444]

I need a potato for my 2003 es Bullet. I have several but I don't  think
they will fit my ES model...
                      - Mike

[bobblehead76]

The potato's are now in the maintenance & repair section of the on-line store.($3.50)
     Now to get the potato through the pipe you are going to need a woman with a lot of hot air to blow it through the pipe. You must find you own.  Those are not for sale in the store.

[Blue Ridge Wheeltor]

I wonder, if you use a turnip instead, will that void your warranty? I am sure a rutabaga would.

Due to the expense of shipping a potato, and possible spoilage involved, perhapd this would work:
 

[Sam]

You ARE crazy!!!

nice bikes, though.

[cyrusb]

Classic motor works has both English and metric potato's.

[clamp]

It all depends on the potato sucking woman? The 2 1/2 inch or the  65mil  would be ok.

[DaveG297]

I tried a potato on my 02 ES but it sounded too much like a Harley........it was a good Michigan potato too.............dg

[t120rbullet]

I tried a potato on my 02 ES but it sounded too much like a Harley........it was a good Michigan potato too.............dg

Only trouble is the last 20 yrs worth of Harley's don't sound like Harley's.
If you want a good potato you have to go back at least to the Shovel's.

[stipa]

Ironheads.  All of them. 

I tried a potato on my 02 ES but it sounded too much like a Harley........it was a good Michigan potato too.............dg

Only trouble is the last 20 yrs worth of Harley's don't sound like Harley's.
If you want a good potato you have to go back at least to the Shovel's.

[PhilJ]

I will trade for the woman who can blow a potato through an exhaust pipe.

[clamp]

Dont you mean a woman that can 'suck' a potato through an exhaust  pipe.

[Coronach]

Poh-TAY-toe, poh-TAH-toe.

[1Blackwolf1]

Dont you mean a woman that can 'suck' a potato through an exhaust  pipe.

Rather have one that could suck start a B52 actually.

[DaveG297]

Suck belongs to the Intake stroke.    Is kinda crude referring to a women as a suck person.   I've known a lot of men who suck..........dg

[The Garbone]

Suck belongs to the Intake stroke.    Is kinda crude referring to a women as a suck person.   I've known a lot of men who suck..........dg

Don't ask don't tell.....     

[clamp]

This is getting very American, I can hardly understand the lingo . I dont know what suck--dg is or means --i think a B--49--what was it? is a bomber thing.


    And to be perfectly honest I am not 100% sure we are talking about an actual potato??

   Oh Im so confused

     Im just going down the frog for a few pigs in the battle cruiser , then  a ruby murray with the trouble an the pan lids.

      How do you like it?

[1Blackwolf1]

This is getting very American, I can hardly understand the lingo . I dont know what suck--dg is or means --i think a B--49--what was it? is a bomber thing.


    And to be perfectly honest I am not 100% sure we are talking about an actual potato??

   Oh Im so confused

     Im just going down the frog for a few pigs in the battle cruiser , then  a ruby murray with the trouble an the pan lids.

      How do you like it?

All right Clamp, you are close yes the B52 is a bomber a big f--ing bomber and if you can find a girl to suck start it, I believe you had the proper image already.  Brits/Americans don't think that much differently.  Now where the heck is that potato?

[geoffbaker]

     Im just going down the frog for a few pigs in the battle cruiser , then  a ruby murray with the trouble an the pan lids.

SEPTIC TRANSLATION (Translation for the septic tanks : yanks)
frog (and toad) : road
pigs (pig's ear)  : beer
battle cruiser : boozer
ruby murray : curry
trouble (and strife): wife
pan lids : kids

But of course, that's only if his haddock & bloater (motor, i.e. motorcar) is running, and he's got his hairy bum's (mums) permission... and if he has enough bread & honey (money) and if his china plates (mates) won't buy him another pig to begin with.

I suspect he was elephant, anyway. Elephant (trunk) : drunk.

I know this stuff because a china of mine's from London....
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On the subject of the Great CMW Potato...

I have ordered two for rush 3 day delivery. I will be writing on this important subject for the next edition of the Royal Enfield Association Newsletter. Hurry up and join now if you want to read all the dirty details!!!

I guarantee... it will be Easter Bunny!

[clamp]

Whoooaaa   Geof your good, cor blimey mate I cant adam and eve it a septic with the lingo.

       Im not going to do anymore --your too good.

[geoffbaker]

Ha.

You're a bit of a pearl there, chum. Care for a pocket watch? I''d offer you a laugh but I quit, there it is.

I'm off for my frank... think I'll have a kate & sydney.

Corse, I'm really a tea caddy myself, bein' from Dublin an all.

[clamp]

Oh a tea caddy is it? 

    Errrm no-- nope cant do it!!

    Ye got me there Paddy to be sure you do.

   Hey, I know some great Irish jokes!!

[geoffbaker]

Oh a tea caddy is it? 

    Errrm no-- nope cant do it!!

    Ye got me there Paddy to be sure you do.

   Hey, I know some great Irish jokes!!

In Ireland we told Kerry jokes (County Kerry). Like the Jutland Danes tell jokes about Ostland Danes. Everyone has to have someone to make fun of.