Speaking of "vintage"...
I was in a boot shop the other day; I happened to be wearing an old pair of Vasque hikers I bought while I was in college - they're well worn and repaired in a number of places, but they still work and I still wear them on occasion. Anyway, one of the clerks walked by me and said, "Hey man, nice vintage Vasques!" I got to go all old man on his ass - "These aren't vintage! I bought them myself when I was in school! Who're you calling vintage?!?" etc. It was pretty funny.
Hijack over. Umm, excuse me for a sec... Hey you kids, get off my lawn!!!