Red's faster.
2 officers sitting in a police car:
"Hey, Fred. Did you see that?"
"You talking about that red motorcycle that just went by?"
"Yup. What do you think he is up to?"
"I think he's trying to piss us off. No red vehicle goes that slow. It just ain't natural."
"I think your right. Riding that slow there ain't no way we can give him a ticket for speeding and did you see that grin on his face?
There ought to be a law against enjoying yourself that much."