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Reply #1005 on: April 27, 2019, 11:05:33 am
 man goes into hospital for a vasectomy: When he wakes up he's surrounded by several anxious looking doctors and asks nervously. "Is there a problem doc?" The head surgeon says gently, with tears in his eyes. "I'm afraid so, I'm so sorry but your notes got mixed up and we've given you a sex change rather than a vasectomy." The patient is devastated and shockingly replies. "Do you mean to say I'll never experience another er-ec-tion." The surgeon pauses for a moment then says. "Well, you might, but it won't be yours!"
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Reply #1006 on: May 02, 2019, 04:43:51 pm
Ain't it the truth.  ::)
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Reply #1007 on: May 09, 2019, 04:05:03 pm
Here is a good one.  Then and Now. :D
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Reply #1008 on: May 14, 2019, 09:20:09 am
So I asked Alexa "What do women want?"

The fuckin thing hasn't shut up for three days.
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Reply #1009 on: May 17, 2019, 08:49:07 am
I hear that Iron Barrels are now being ridden by goats.   ;D
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Reply #1010 on: Yesterday at 06:19:29 am
I hear that Iron Barrels are now being ridden by goats.   ;D

...they must have come loose somehow.