[Richard230]

My local newspaper published a good cartoon today on the editorial page - especially if you are not a big fan of ambulance-chasing lawyers.   

[Narada]

Pearls to swine is the best!

[Otto_Ing]

This one is currently gaining popularity in Sweden:

What is difference between Mrs. Merkel and the Swedish Premier minister Mr. Lövén?

Merkel has got balls. 

[Richard230]

The Sheer Nightgown....

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.
He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the sheerer, the higher the price.
Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'
He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Thursday at Noon.

[The Old Coot]

The Sheer Nightgown....

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.
He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the sheerer, the higher the price.
Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'
He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Thursday at Noon.

 

[Arizoni]

A man goes to his doctor and tells him he hasn't had a bowel movement for three days.

The doctor says, "I'll prescribe some suppositories for you.  Take one when you get up, when you eat lunch and right before bedtime.
Come back to see me in three days."

Three days later the rather haggard looking man returns to see his doctor.

The doctor says, "Well, how are you feeling?  Did the suppositories work?"

The man says, "Doc.  For all the good those damn things did, I should have shoved them up my ass!"

[Richard230]

I do like this newspaper cartoon.   

[Scotty Brown]

George and Martha have been married for forty years.  One night, lying in bed, Martha is surprised feeling Georges hand fondling her ankle, then her calf and knee then working up her thigh close to her crotch where he stops.  "Oh George, why did you stop?" ---George replies "I found the remote."

[malky]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjDYNSrTlvk

[Richard230]

I came across some new cartoons that are kind of funny.   

[Richard230]

More cartoons worth looking at, these from my local newspaper today.   

[heloego]

+1 on #2! 

[Richard230]

More newspaper cartoons. 

[Richard230]

Finally, an explanation of what is wrong with society.   

[Arizoni]

Bill sat on a bar stool at the local tavern, staring at the glass in front of him.

A large, loud mouthed man came into the tavern and casting insults at everyone in sight, walked over to where Bill was sitting, grabbed his drink and in one big gulp, drank it, laughing loudly as he slammed the empty glass back on the bar.

Bill broke into tears, sobbing dreadfully.

The loudmouth said, "Whoa!  Take it easy buddy.  I was just having some fun and I can't stand to see a grown man cry.
Tell you what.  I'll buy you another drink."

Bill looked up and between sobs said, "You don't understand.  I can't win for loosing."

"A week ago, I lost the love of my life.
My beautiful wife died while giving birth to my son."

"My newborn son had a heart problem and the doctors couldn't do a thing to help him.  Within two days, he too passed away."

"I was so depressed, I couldn't do my job.
  Yesterday, my boss called me into his office and told me I was worthless and fired me on the spot.  He didn't even pay me."

"Last night, I drank a whole bottle of Scotch and it didn't help a bit."

"Now, you come into this tavern, walked over to where I am sitting and drank the whole glass of poison I was going to drink."