A young lady goes into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of Elvis. The tattoo artist says "I have a lot of pictures you could pick from" and hands her an album. She chooses one, the artist says "Where would you want me to put this?"
The young lady says "On the inside of my thigh, as high up as possible."
The tattoo artist says "You're kidding! Really??"
The young lady says "I mean it!"
The tattoo artist says "Okay, if that's what you want. I never did this before. Drop your pants and sit up on the table."
She does, he does the tattoo, and when he's finished, the young lady takes a look at it and angrily says "That doesn't look like Elvis!''
The Tattoo artist says "Okay, okay, this is a bit weird for me so I'll do the picture on your other thigh for free."
She agrees, he does another tattoo of the picture she chose high up on her other thigh; when he finishes she looks at it and says "And that doesn't look like Elvis either!"
The tattoo artist says "Right, I told you this was strange for me but I don't think the tattoos look that bad. But you don't like either one, so let's get a third opinion."
He goes out on the street, finds a fellow walking along the sidewalk and says to him "Come in here please, I want to ask you something."
The man comes into the tattoo parlor, sees the young lady with her pants down sitting on the table with her knees well apart, and thinks to himself "What the hell could this be?"
The tattoo artist says to him "Take a careful look there", pointing at the tattoos, and asks "What famous singer do you see?"
The man rubs his chin and after a moment he says, "Well, I don't know who the twins are, but the one in the middle looks like Willie Nelson".