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Ouch. Have a heart - the guy's nervous and looking for some reassurance, not exactly kicking and screaming.
Put on yer big boy pants.
That's not helpful - it's hemorrhoid surgery, man, they'll only make him take 'em off again! Seriously, BrashRooster, I wish you good luck, but you'll do fine. As surgeries go, this one is not that big a deal.
FYI, the doc who administered my wife's first colonoscopy told her that a lot of people have trouble with hemorrhoids after the procedures...